| Slower Traffic Keep Right Capo on 2 G D Em C G D G you can tell you're going slow and it's easy to see empty highway ahead, hundred cars behind thee stacked up by the bumpers all with the same plight haven't you heard, slower traffic, keep right You're in the left lane, you're going about a crawl I bet you don't even, think that it's a law but Arizona revised statute 28-721 says hey you, slower traffic, keep right hey you slower traffic, keep right hey you slower traffic, keep right it's not in the bible but I still think it's a sin hey you slower traffic, keep right It's easy to catch up, you're incredibly slow Your speed is like Scottland, about 20 below Of course you're oblivious, you're driving a prius hey you slower traffic, keep right Your left blinker's on, but there's no where for you to go You look to be about 127 years old You've got a bumper sticker that reads "born to unicorn" |
hey you slower traffic, keep right hey you slower traffic, keep right hey you slower traffic, keep right What the hell does "born to unicorn" even mean? hey you slower traffic, keep right I pass you on the right, to give you a glare To communicate to you lassie, that you don't belong there If there was only a lane more suited for your speed hey you slower traffic, keep right I hope that you learn where you're supposed to go slow It would help the whole city for you to be in the know If you're not going fast, then lassie, AVAST! I actually had to google that, it means "stop" but it rhymes with fast and I really wanted to use the word AVAST! Whatever hey you slower traffic, keep right everybody! hey you slower traffic, keep right hey you slower traffic, keep right Everybody behind you's pissed and we haven't even started drinking yet hey you.. slower traffic.. keep right, right hey you, slower traffic, keep right |