Slower Traffic Keep Right
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you can tell you're going slow and it's easy to see
empty highway ahead, hundred cars behind thee
stacked up by the bumpers all with the same plight
haven't you heard, slower traffic, keep right

You're in the left lane, you're going about a crawl
I bet you don't even, think that it's a law
but Arizona revised statute 28-721 says
hey you, slower traffic, keep right

hey you slower traffic, keep right
hey you slower traffic, keep right
it's not in the bible but I still think it's a sin
hey you slower traffic, keep right

It's easy to catch up, you're incredibly slow
Your speed is like Scottland, about 20 below
Of course you're oblivious, you're driving a prius
hey you slower traffic, keep right

Your left blinker's on, but there's no where for you to go
You look to be about 127 years old
You've got a bumper sticker that reads "born to unicorn"
hey you slower traffic, keep right

hey you slower traffic, keep right
hey you slower traffic, keep right
What the hell does "born to unicorn" even mean?
hey you slower traffic, keep right

I pass you on the right, to give you a glare
To communicate to you lassie, that you don't belong there
If there was only a lane more suited for your speed
hey you slower traffic, keep right

I hope that you learn where you're supposed to go slow
It would help the whole city for you to be in the know
If you're not going fast, then lassie, AVAST!

I actually had to google that, it means "stop"
but it rhymes with fast and I really wanted to use the word
AVAST!
Whatever
hey you slower traffic, keep right

everybody!
hey you slower traffic, keep right
hey you slower traffic, keep right
Everybody behind you's pissed and we haven't even started drinking yet
hey you.. slower traffic.. keep right, right
hey you, slower traffic, keep right