A man walks down the street, He says, "Why am I soft in the middle now?

Why am I soft in the middle?, The rest of my life is so hard

I need a photo opportunity, I want a shot at redemption

Don't want to end up a cartoon, In a cartoon graveyard"

Bonedigger, bonedigger;  Dogs in the moonlight

..Far away my well-lit door, Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly

Get these mutts away from me you know, 
..I don't find this stuff amusing anymore



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If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long-lost pal

I can call you Betty, And Betty, when you call me

You can call me Al



A man walks down the street, He says, "Why am I short of attention?

Got a short little span of attention, And, woe my nights are so long

Where's my wife and family?, What if I die here?

Who'll be my role model, Now that my role model is gone gone?"

He ducked back down the alley with some, roly-poly little bat-faced girl

All along along, There were incidents and accidents

There were hints and allegations



[CHORUS]


A man walks down the street, It's a street in a strange world

Maybe it's the third world, Maybe it's his first time around

Doesn't speak the language, He holds no currency

He is a foreign man, He is surrounded by the sound, the sound

Cattle in the marketplace, Scatter-lings and orphanages
He looks around, around, He sees angels in the architecture

Spinning in infinity, He says, "Amen!", "Hallelujah!"



[CHORUS]


Na na na na



If you'll be my bodyguard

I can call you Betty

[REPEAT]