E       D      A     E
Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long years, Stole million man's soul an faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ, Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate, Washed his hands and sealed his fate


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B            E
Pleased to meet you, Hope you guess my name
B       E    Esus4   E
But what's puzzling you, Is the nature of my game

Stuck around St. Petersburg, When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed Tsar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank, Held a general's rank, When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank


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I watched with glee, While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades, For the gods they made
I shouted out, Who killed the Kennedys?
When after all, It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours, Who get killed before they reached Bombay

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Just as every cop is a criminal, And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails, Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me, Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politnesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mm yeah


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